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I found a new position that I absolutely love getting eaten out in and of course, ladies and gents, I am going to share the nitty gritty with you!

Alright, let’s get started! Instead of being on your back and getting your pussy licked, you want to be on your stomach with your back curved so your ass in the air, as if you were having sex doggy style just flat down instead of being up on all fours.

Then, let your partner dive face deep in your pussy.

The reason why I love this position is because you can then curl your legs and have complete control of his head with your calves and feet. When you want him to go deeper or rougher, you can pull his head right into your pussy with your legs.

Not only is this both a very visual and sexy position for your partner, but having the option to take control and face fuck them while they’re behind will give the utmost pleasure!!

Sexting! It is sending a sexual text messages. Get it? Sext! Think of it like having phone sex, just through text messages instead.  As a benefit, you can send naughty photos of your body but make sure they don’t get in the wrong hands. Uh oh!

Sexting is great if you have yet to hook up with that person, want them to know you’re interested in a romp, or even for a consistent partner that you have. The whole point is to get the other extremely horny so when you get together, you’re ready to jump each others bones. Another great benefit is that it breaks that awkward ice if it’s a new partner. It also allows you to flirt  while you’re out, or remind your partner how amazing they were the other night, which is my personal favourite. I love sending my lover sexts explaining, in detail, how bad I want his cock, or simply replaying a previous hook-up we’ve had as a little reminder! I also love getting a picture of his ragging cock, as a result of my sexts. And let me just tell you, it is so unbelievably hot to be sitting in a work meeting or out with your girls for lunch while you’re secretly getting frisky with your man through messaging! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Now, if you’re going to indulge in sexting, there are some serious rules you must follow. Don’t break them or you’ll come off as an idiot, loser or a complete fucking perve!

SEXTING RULES

1. Make sure to have unlimited messaging! Leaving them wanting more is great…. but if your phone plan randomly runs out, it can cause a hump in the moment… and not the kind of hump you want!
2. Make damn sure that the recepient is who it should be! Nothing worse then your sister getting a sext from her brother asking how bad she wants his cock. Ew!
3. “What’s up, Sexy?” “Wanna fuck?” and “Do you shave your poon?” are definitely sext fails. Try something like, “I can’t wait to taste your sweet pussy”, “tonight, dinner, movie, my place?” or “Just thinking about how sexy your ass looked last night!”.
4. Sending pictures is riskay and risky. Avoid at all costs having your face in them. No matter who it is, how much you are in love… I don’t care. If shit gets nasty…. you’re balls are on the line… literally. Need I say… Tiger Woods? And for the ladies… it’s only worse. Females are much more cruel!
5. Understand their feedback. If you are getting one answers, or “oh do you?” or “yeah?” … they’re not feeling it. Give it a break and try a different angle next time!
6. Remember, detail is key… and depends on who you are sending it to.  “I want you” is not going to get the same reaction as explaining what you want, where you want and how you want it!

GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY SEXTING!

I am a strong believer that a hand job is an art that only a man can master. It is very hard for females to get it right and the technique down pat but I’m going to give you some tips so we can come pretty damn close to giving the perfect hand job for our men!

I want you guys to remember a few things. When giving a hand job, try to forget everything about sex. The technique is completely different. For example, if you want the hand job to be rough… grabbing onto it hard and tugging forcefully back and forth is not going to feel good for him at all.  To make it “rough”, try talking dirty and adding oral sex into the mix will definitely get your point across.

Guys are extremely visually-stimulated, so be sure to give them a great view of your body when pleasuring them. Some personal favourites are straddling on top of him, or a 69 position with a great view of your pussy and back end!

Now, a basic hand job is easy to give. You just want to gently wrap your fingers around his shaft and move your wrist up and down. However, we’re not talking about just ANY hand job here… we’re talking about giving the absolute best hand job possible and variety is definitely the key to making this happen.  Be sure to mix up your speed, and pressure to get a moan-worthy reaction, but again, never… ever grab too hard and tug. That delicious boner in your hand will go limp way too fast and the mood is busted!

You want to focus on the parts of the penis that are extremely sensitive to him. Think of his head, where his head meets his shaft, and the thin ridge that runs up his penis on the underside, as jackpot spots! Rubbing a finger along these parts will excite him even more and feel amazing for him. You can always try the two-hander, which is doing the exact same thing… just with two hands. Adding oral will definitely help him explode with pleasure as well!

Again, I definitely think it just isn’t something a female can do as well as a man can but with the secret spots, motion and sexy view for him, it will be pretty damn close!

I also found this video that will help with the perfecto hand job-o. Check it out!

A latest sex trend for females is squirting, also known as female ejaculation.

Some say all  females can squirt with a little practice, and others say only a few can… but with my personal experience, I definitely think everyone can with the right tips and steps to follow! I never was able to, but with the following the steps that I have provided below, I managed to explode amazing feelings like nothing else before. The hardest part for me, and for many other females, is finding your g spot.

Now if you have a vibrator, this will work wonders, but if you do not have one, your fingers will do just fine!

I recommend trying it first by yourself, so you are relaxed and comfortable with whatever may happen.

You, of course, need to know what you are looking for. Squirting is done by stimulating your g spot which is located inside your vagina.

This diagram shows you exactly where you can locate your g spot, however every one is different, so you may need to play around first to find it.

To start off, you want to be sexually excited. This will help swell up your g spot and make it easier for you to find.  Stick your middle finger and/or ring finger into your vagina about an inch or two with your palm facing upwards. You want to curl your fingers, as if to do the “come here” motion. Your g spot will feel similar to the roof of your mouth. It will be bumpy and have texture. If you are feeling a smooth spot, you have gone too far.

Once you have found your g spot, you want to make frequent rubbing motion on it. Again, think of the “come here” motion with your fingers. You will start to feel a build up, and many people say it feels like you are going to pee. The trick is to relax your body and push. While still rubbing your gspot, push as if you were to pee. This will allow you to squirt all over the place. Some people do just gush… a lot, so do not be worried if this happens to you.

Sometimes it takes a lot of practice to figure out your body and think of what works best to turn you on. But keep going, and you will eventually explode and become addicting to squirting.

Plus, men enjoy it as well

Squirt away my lovely ladies!

And if you have your own little secrets you would like to add, don’t forget to comment below!