Naughty Sex Chat

I absolutely love getting down, deep and dirty in random, crazy and weird places. It adds such fun and excitement to something that is already absolutely fun and excitement. It’s like an overload explosion of goodness. Here are my top 10 crazy places to have sex. Tell me what yours are in the comments below!

10 – On your desk at work!

Yup, I have gotten down and dirty right here in my office where I am currently typing to you! The very exact same place where I tell you all my dirty little secrets! Shhh! Don’t tell anyone! 9 – In a cop car… or ontop one!

Police cars are always an exciting, riskay time… but be careful! If you get caught, you’re busted.. and not the kind you want to me.  I was lucky enough to  be able to turn on a cop enough so I use him for a  sack session in the back seat of his police cruiser. And yes… handcuffs were involved.

8 – In a work utility closet

Every work place has to have a closet. Any closet. Big closet. Small closet. Who cares, just do it in there! It is hot, sneaky and fucking sexy as hell!

7 – In a bathroom at the bar!

Now this is a good time. Just be a little less… obvious then me and don’t get kicked out and completely banned from the place! Oopsie! I guess I’m a bit of a screamer!

6 – In a barn on hay bales.
Okay, if you’re like me and don’t have a barn and you’re feeling frisky enough…. sneak into one! Experiencing a hot sweet slam in a barn on some hay bales is… ugh…. words can’t explain!

5 – On a train bridge!

The risk of getting raunchy on a train bridge is such a thrill! It will make your orgasmssss (yes plural)  explosive!

4 – In a tent!

When I go on vacation, I’m not going to not have sex, so a tent is a good place for a deep dirty time, and away from all the bugs!

3 – In the woods!

Again, the risk of being caught is a mood-booster. Plus, you can use your natural surroundings for creative positions. Way to go green!

2 – In someone else’s house!

I have hooked up in family’s houses, friends, foes… randoms. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, right?

1 -  On a dance floor!

Apparently I didn’t learn from getting banned from a bar for public sex… ’cause I still do it all the time, just on the dance floor!

Don’t forget to share your dirty little secret places in the comments!

Have you ever thought about how many slang words there is for the vagina? I wonder why that is. You would think that vagina is a bad word, so we create slang words to cover it up… who knows!  Maybe it is just because VAGINA is just an ugly word! What do you think?

I am definitely guilty of overusing slang words instead of “va-gina”. Due to this, I have found some amazingly hilarious nicknames for lovely lady parts and some just absolutely blew me out of the water! Here’s the top five:

pink canoe
fish taco
roast beef curtains
tampon tunnel
ham flap

Do people seriously refer to our lovely lady parts like this? It is absolutely hilarious… and disgusting! I noticed a lot of them had some type of food in nickname…. so obviously our… soggy box… is tasteful!

Do you know of any other random, absurd vagina slang words? Please share them in the comment section below!

I was recently surfing the Internet when I came across this photo and almost died from laughter and a little bit of “wtf”.

I don’t know about you guys, but I have never been in a bathroom that looks like this. This is like a mans dream while washing his hands!

At first, I was definitely a little “wtf” but now, I love the idea! I absolutely adore how creative the designers were with making each set of ass and legs stand different, depending on your liking! HAHA! Here is a food for thought though… what if the dude doesn’t like doggie style? Would he still wash his hands?

And for the ladies, imagine this…

Having our sinks have penises on them so we can rub up on them while washing our hands? I definitely don’t think this has the same effect on women as it does men… and it sounds awfully dirty for the female side.

“Come sit on this fake penis that thousands of other ladies have, and wash your hands clean!!”

Can anyone say, oxymoron?

But besides the fact, I do like the design and thought process behind this idea. And the ass I’d prefer, if I was a man, is definitely the far right one. I’d say this is more my stance. Ass up, back bent, down low. Yup, that’s me!