Naughty Sex Chat

I am a serious lover of sexting. The anticipation and sexual tension it builds is unreal. My lover’s phone is full of dirty pictures of myself, my pussy, my toys, his cum on my tits, his cock in my ass… everything. However, not one picture has my face in it… and that is so so important! Read my previous post if you need rules to guide you through proper sexting!

Sexting is a good tool to use to spice up a relationship too. I like to use it to keep my man on his toes. Keep him thinking about the other night… or keep him wondering about what is to happen tonight. I like to sext randomly, sending my lover a simple message describing how wet I am for him, or how bad I can’t wait for him to come home so he can throat-fuck me, in mid-day from absolutely mid-air. My lover always says it is a great surprise when he is hard at work, and gets a little flashing light on his blackberry notifying him of a message and then he opens it to that! So try it ladies… try it randomly…

Aside from random sexts, I will often send him random pictures. Sometimes it’ll be a picture of me masturbating with the caption, “doing this right now thinking of your thick cock” or… “come join me?” And sometimes it will be me right out of the shower, butt naked!

I also like to send my man a sext as I know he is heading out of the door to my place. Since I know how long it takes for him to get here, when he is about 5 minutes away, I will sext that I am soaking wet for him, or fingering myself, waiting for him to arrive. Not only does it get both of us in the mood, but when he walks into my house to my legs spread wide for him… oh boy, oh boy…. I’m sure you can imagine.

That’s what’s so wonderful about sexting! The possibilities are endless! So use your creative and random side!

Sexting! It is sending a sexual text messages. Get it? Sext! Think of it like having phone sex, just through text messages instead.  As a benefit, you can send naughty photos of your body but make sure they don’t get in the wrong hands. Uh oh!

Sexting is great if you have yet to hook up with that person, want them to know you’re interested in a romp, or even for a consistent partner that you have. The whole point is to get the other extremely horny so when you get together, you’re ready to jump each others bones. Another great benefit is that it breaks that awkward ice if it’s a new partner. It also allows you to flirt  while you’re out, or remind your partner how amazing they were the other night, which is my personal favourite. I love sending my lover sexts explaining, in detail, how bad I want his cock, or simply replaying a previous hook-up we’ve had as a little reminder! I also love getting a picture of his ragging cock, as a result of my sexts. And let me just tell you, it is so unbelievably hot to be sitting in a work meeting or out with your girls for lunch while you’re secretly getting frisky with your man through messaging! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Now, if you’re going to indulge in sexting, there are some serious rules you must follow. Don’t break them or you’ll come off as an idiot, loser or a complete fucking perve!

SEXTING RULES

1. Make sure to have unlimited messaging! Leaving them wanting more is great…. but if your phone plan randomly runs out, it can cause a hump in the moment… and not the kind of hump you want!
2. Make damn sure that the recepient is who it should be! Nothing worse then your sister getting a sext from her brother asking how bad she wants his cock. Ew!
3. “What’s up, Sexy?” “Wanna fuck?” and “Do you shave your poon?” are definitely sext fails. Try something like, “I can’t wait to taste your sweet pussy”, “tonight, dinner, movie, my place?” or “Just thinking about how sexy your ass looked last night!”.
4. Sending pictures is riskay and risky. Avoid at all costs having your face in them. No matter who it is, how much you are in love… I don’t care. If shit gets nasty…. you’re balls are on the line… literally. Need I say… Tiger Woods? And for the ladies… it’s only worse. Females are much more cruel!
5. Understand their feedback. If you are getting one answers, or “oh do you?” or “yeah?” … they’re not feeling it. Give it a break and try a different angle next time!
6. Remember, detail is key… and depends on who you are sending it to.  “I want you” is not going to get the same reaction as explaining what you want, where you want and how you want it!

GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY SEXTING!