Naughty Sex Chat

I wonder sometimes if my neighbours think this is a whore house! Not because I have random guys showing up all the time, but because I frequently have my lover show up just for a quickie.

Today after work, I wanted some piece of ass from my lover, but had a lot more work to do, so I wanted to indulge in a quickie. My honey shows up, we have excruciatingly loud raunchy sex and about half an hour later, he walks out, sweaty and smiley.

Since this is such a common thing that we do, I started to wonder what the neighbours must think. Is it a whore house? Am I an escort? Oh the things the little old couple across the road must think. I can only imagine.

I actually did have someone say they heard rumours that a prostitute lived here. I was shocked!! Apparently lover and I need to make our quickies just a little bit longer… and possibly quieter.

Okay, I found this picture and I was immediately laughing… yet disturbed. I couldn’t help but say…

“WHAT THE FUCK….?”

Of course, I want to share this with you guys! It is hilarious but so so weird. This really is a photo for the silly sex section

Without further ado, here it is..the fake pussy.

Continue at your own risk!

Okay, so let me point out a few things that have me wondering about this picture…

• why is the dude’s head soaking wet?
• who has a huge cunt in their house?
• if you’re going to get a ginormous fake vagina… why wouldn’t you get a hairless one?
• why is the huge vagina eating the girl…wtf?
• where is this girl getting sucked into? the damn fake uterus this guy has in another part of his house?
• and again… who the fuck has a huge dirty giant hairy vagina in their house?!

hahaha what a picture! I’d like to know what you guys think about this picture! Please comment below!

My lover and I haven’t really had that much sex lately… and I’ve been quite disappointed. We have both been extremely busy and stressed about our own stuff… which unfortunately can lead to a cutoff from sack sessions. Not fun for either of us, but when you’re in a bad situation or mood in your life, it is hard to come out of it.

I guess I can’t really complain because we had sex 2 out of the 4 days we saw each other, but as you guys know, this is a huge cut back… and need I say again, disappointment.

Being the type of person I am, I made a bold comment to him this morning after I grabbed his dick and found it soft. “God, you’re such a disappointment lately.”  Without saying one word, he walked up behind me, pushed me onto the bed and pulled my panties off and stuck his face deep in my pussy from behind. A few seconds later, he said, “a fucking diappointment?!” He then grabbed his cock and slammed it in me with force. He gave it to me nice and rough this morning. All the things I like, rough, control, ass-slapping, hair pulling. He even grabbed me around my neck and made me suck his finger that was in my pussy earlier, while he fucked me. So, so, so sexy.  It was a quickie, but an amazing one. After he finished inside me, I lay on the bed, still stomach down, ass hanging over the bed and said..

“Ohhhkay, not a disappointment. You have redeemed yourself!”

And that… he did!

I am a serious lover of sexting. The anticipation and sexual tension it builds is unreal. My lover’s phone is full of dirty pictures of myself, my pussy, my toys, his cum on my tits, his cock in my ass… everything. However, not one picture has my face in it… and that is so so important! Read my previous post if you need rules to guide you through proper sexting!

Sexting is a good tool to use to spice up a relationship too. I like to use it to keep my man on his toes. Keep him thinking about the other night… or keep him wondering about what is to happen tonight. I like to sext randomly, sending my lover a simple message describing how wet I am for him, or how bad I can’t wait for him to come home so he can throat-fuck me, in mid-day from absolutely mid-air. My lover always says it is a great surprise when he is hard at work, and gets a little flashing light on his blackberry notifying him of a message and then he opens it to that! So try it ladies… try it randomly…

Aside from random sexts, I will often send him random pictures. Sometimes it’ll be a picture of me masturbating with the caption, “doing this right now thinking of your thick cock” or… “come join me?” And sometimes it will be me right out of the shower, butt naked!

I also like to send my man a sext as I know he is heading out of the door to my place. Since I know how long it takes for him to get here, when he is about 5 minutes away, I will sext that I am soaking wet for him, or fingering myself, waiting for him to arrive. Not only does it get both of us in the mood, but when he walks into my house to my legs spread wide for him… oh boy, oh boy…. I’m sure you can imagine.

That’s what’s so wonderful about sexting! The possibilities are endless! So use your creative and random side!

Needless to say, I didn’t have to beg much longer for my guy to rip my lingerie off and slam his throbbing cock in me. After a delicious, raunchy sack session, all wounds were healed over. Well, except for the new bite marks all over my body… But they do always say, makeup sex is the best sex, don’t they? I wonder why that is. Maybe because you get all of your aggression and frustration out on one another sexually. Whatever it is, I am personally a huge fan of makeup sex. Rough, hard, raunchy, deep… fucking. They should call it makeup fucking ’cause I sure wouldn’t consider that to be sex.

Sex and fucking are two totally different things. I have met some people who don’t know the difference between sex and fucking and I was blown away! Maybe you are one of those people, so I am going to break it down for you!

There is love making, sex and fucking. Love making is passionate, sweet, soft and sensual sex where you are really close and emotionally connected through out, and I would assume lots of smooching! It is also definitely a one-on-one thing.

Now sex is still somewhat like love making, but also a bit of fucking. It is a great combination of both. You are still emotionally there… but rougher and usually in all sorts of positions.  Not so much kissing, if any at all and sex can definitely include more then one person as a time. Ménage à trois, anyone?

And then there is fucking. Oh, how I love fucking. Fucking is rough, dirty, raunchy, porn star style sex. Talking dirty, ass slapping, hair pulling. It is wonderful, but you do have to be completely comfortable with  yourself in order to achieve an amazing fuck. We will get into that later as well. Fucking can also be with one person, two people, or a great big orgy.

To sum it up, you have to be emotionally connected with one another for love making, somewhat connected for sex, and completely detached emotionally and just… fuck dirty, for fucking. Does this make any sense? I hope so.

I would like to know what your favourite style of sex is! Comment below and tell me why it is your favourite.

I felt the need to remind my lover about how good he has it. I mean, really! We have sex a minimum of 2 times daily, and every single time, I rock his cock off. And not to add, I let him rock it off anywhere on my body that he likes! Lucky man, I’d say!

After a recent explosion, and not in the pants, I decided to patch things over with a devious plan and a sexy surprise! Once I knew he was home from work for the day, I jumped in the shower to freshen up. I made sure my body was silky smooth, especially my long legs and voluptuous ass, as I know these are his favourite places to grasp. I left my hair frisky and wild. It looked like I had a hard day at work and was ready for some railing. And I was! I wanted to achieve the sexy, porn star look, so I went with a dark smokey eye for my makeup. After a few hours of primping and pampering, I looked fucking hot!

I slipped into my newly purchased cheetah print lingerie. And we will get into this at a later time because if done right, cheetah print can be wild (pun intended) but if it isn’t done correctly, you can look like a trashy… well, you know what.

My lingerie looked similar to this Dirty Pretty Things Bodysuit. With only this on, I slipped a long coat on and a pair of high black stilettos and jumped in my car. The whole entire drive to my lover’s house, I was wondering what would happen if I got pulled over. Would they think I was a prostitute?  The thought only turned me on more.

Now remember, my lover had no idea that I was coming… or should I say, cuming. I walked right into his house with just my coat and heels on! I found him sitting on the couch watching tv. To his surprise, I walked right in front of him and stared. Without a word, I bit my lip and unbuttoned my coat and dropped it to my ankles. I walked over to my lover and straddled him on the couch, resting my sweet warm pussy on his crotch. I grabbed on to his hair and pulled back his head and bit his lip. I then whispered in his ear…

“fuck me”.