Naughty Sex Chat

There is something about double penetration that makes me go fucking wild. Even thinking of it… just uuuugh! Makes me so god damn fucking wet. I love absolutely everything about it. I love the feeling of two large cocks just ripping my pussy with every thrust. I love having two fat loads explode in my tight holes at once and I love being full of dripping wet cum.

The feeling of having two guys man-handle me in my pussy and ass is unreal. I love when both men treat me like I am their dirty little whore and they have me whatever way they want. They make it hurt and treat me like the dirty slut that I am. It is the best when the guy fucking me in my ass is grabbing my hair and pulling it harder with every thrust, while the guy in my pussy holds tightly onto my tits and squeezes harder with every pound. Just pounding my tight asshole and demolishing my warm tight wet pussy. God, it is so fucking good.

I am so horny now for some DP. Who wants to rail me? Mmmm someone please call me…NOW!

And what do yoooooooooou love about DP?

Hello to all of  you sexy bitches out there! My name is Melissa and I am one of the Phonesex Honeys. I’ve actually been a Phonesex Honey since I was 18, once I was legally allowed to… so let me just tell you, my phone sex experience is devilishly erotic! RAWR.

I recently had one of the most interesting calls of my career… and I just have to share the story with you. It is weird because I am the Phonesex honey… but this particular man just wanted me to shut the hell up and take it.

MY INFORMATION: Call Melissa on 09829 315592, tR79Ba, £1.53 pm, 18s+

I was sitting on my bed wearing my sexy adult cheerleader costume, sucking on a lollipop, waiting for a sexy call to come in. As soon as my phone rang and I heard the callers voice, I knew we’d be able to give each other exactly what it was we wanted… some hardcore phone fucking. I’m going to give him a fake name throughout this story, for privacy reasons… so let’s call him… Jake!

Jake immediately took an aggressive role by telling me, “You’re going to be my dirty little fucking slut tonight, now aren’t you?”

Mmmm! My pussy was immediately soaking wet. I just love some hardcore, dirty phone sex. As I started to answer his question, Jake cut me off and said, “Shut up, slut! You’re going to do as I say and speak only when I asked you questions!”

I’m telling you right now, I could have had an orgasm right then and there.. within 2 minutes of receiving Jake’s call. He went on and demanded me to tell him what I was wearing. I described my tight tank top that allowed my tits to pop out from underneath it and my short cheerleader skirt that I had on with no panties.

Jake then began to tell me that he was placing his finger in my mouth for me to suck. “Suck on my finger!” he shouted. With moans and groans from myself as my pussy got more and more wet, Jake told me he was rubbing my inner thigh underneath my skirt with one hand, as I was sucking his finger like it was his dick on the other. He said, “Now, don’t say a word as I ram my finger in your little pussy!” He went on to describe how wet and warm my sweet pussy felt wrapped around his finger. I let out a loud moan as this conversation was getting extremely heated. He asked, “Do you like that, Melissa?” I answered… “MmmHmmm!”  Jake then said that he was picking my tiny little cheerleader body up and wrapping my long, silky legs around him, with my bare pussy resting right on his cock.

“You ever have a 9 inch cock ram you so hard, you scream from pleasure and pain?” Before I could answer, Jake described holding me at my hips and slamming his hard, throbbing dick deep in my pussy. “I have all control of you. I am going to have you whatever way I want, and you’re going to take it the way I like it!” Jake described thrusting in and out of my pussy, hard, deep and fast, as he reached around and stuck his finger in my ass. He spread my ass cheeks and pussy wide as he railed me hard.

“I’m going to cum in your sweet ass,” as Jake described twisting me around his cock so I was now doggy style. “As I pull my large cock out of your little pussy, I turn your head around by your hair and shove my cock deep down your throat…. I know you like the taste of your own pussy, don’t you?”

I gagged deliciously on his 9 inch cock as he slammed it deep in my throat… every last inch.

“I’m gonna cum for you, dirty whore!” He shouted as he pulled his dick from my throat, and spit on my asshole. With a loud groan, I could hear Jake exploding on the other end of the line… all in my little asshole.

I said, “you like that, baby? You like filling my little asshole with your juicy cum? Mmmm, fill my fucking ass!”

Moaning til he was finished, Jake told me to suck his cock clean, after he came in my ass, as he twiddled with my clit. I described wrapping my warm mouth over his cock and licking each and every drop off of him. I began to reach an enormous orgasm as he described making me choke on his cock again. I moaned and groaned until my pussy exploded all over my bedsheets, picturing Jake rubbing my clit and throat banging me. Just as I finished,  Jake said he was putting his pants on. “You satisfied me greatly, slut! I’ll see you next week!”

… and the call was over.

I found a new position that I absolutely love getting eaten out in and of course, ladies and gents, I am going to share the nitty gritty with you!

Alright, let’s get started! Instead of being on your back and getting your pussy licked, you want to be on your stomach with your back curved so your ass in the air, as if you were having sex doggy style just flat down instead of being up on all fours.

Then, let your partner dive face deep in your pussy.

The reason why I love this position is because you can then curl your legs and have complete control of his head with your calves and feet. When you want him to go deeper or rougher, you can pull his head right into your pussy with your legs.

Not only is this both a very visual and sexy position for your partner, but having the option to take control and face fuck them while they’re behind will give the utmost pleasure!!

I have a very sexy story to tell you. Well, at least I think it’s sexy!

As you guys may have noticed from my previous posts, my lover and I are very  sexual with one another. We are constantly finding ourselves copping  a feel of each others privates when we are in public and if we only have sex twice in a day… that’s bad for us. We definitely tend to have a lot more sex then the usual couple, so I hear… but hey, that’s quite okay with me!

A few months back was my birthday and I, of course, hosted a great big party. I had all my closest friends and family over and we were all drinking and having an amazing time.  Feeling a little tipsy, I was eager to get some nookie. I walked over to my lover when he was with all of his friends that showed up and asked him if I could speak with him in private. He complied and I grabbed his hand, walked past all of our guests and walked into the bathroom which was the next room over. I’m sure everyone saw, but I didn’t care… It was my birthday and I was going to do what I wanted.

Once we were both in the bathroom, I closed the door behind my lover and turned back to him. He asked if everything was okay, and without another word, I got on my knees, unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock and slipped his member into my warm, wet mouth. He was immediately excited, but I continued to suck him off until he was throbbing… until he was begging for my sweet puss.

As I stood back up, I spat on his cock to make it extremely wet. I lifted up my party dress, turned my back to him and bent down so my hands were on the ground and my ass was right up on his thick, wet and craving cock.

With no  warm up for my virgin-tight pussy, my lover grabbed his dick and rammed it hard into me. I screamed with pleasure and pain. We assumed the music was loud enough at our party, so he continued to fuck my pussy until he exploded deep in me.

Once we cleaned ourselves up, I pulled my dress back down, and my lover and I walked out of the bathroom with quite guilty look on our faces. He walked back over to his friends as they all start hollering, obviously knowing what we just did.

Being the drunk, silly women that I am, instead of saying something smart like “I just had to talk to him, relax” … I instantly slipped out with the following sentence,

“I was cutting his finger nails”.

All his boys looked at me and belted out laughing.

..The joke is still on me every time I see them. “So, does lover need his nails cut today?”

We eventually went out to the club, where my lover and I ended up getting kicked out for having sex on the dance floor. Oopsie! We’ll save that story for another time!

At least it adds  yet another funny story into my extremely active sex life! I want to know if you guys have funny stories like that? Anything that you think back on now and cringe? One of those moments where you ask “wtf was I thinking!?”

I was recently surfing the Internet when I came across this photo and almost died from laughter and a little bit of “wtf”.

I don’t know about you guys, but I have never been in a bathroom that looks like this. This is like a mans dream while washing his hands!

At first, I was definitely a little “wtf” but now, I love the idea! I absolutely adore how creative the designers were with making each set of ass and legs stand different, depending on your liking! HAHA! Here is a food for thought though… what if the dude doesn’t like doggie style? Would he still wash his hands?

And for the ladies, imagine this…

Having our sinks have penises on them so we can rub up on them while washing our hands? I definitely don’t think this has the same effect on women as it does men… and it sounds awfully dirty for the female side.

“Come sit on this fake penis that thousands of other ladies have, and wash your hands clean!!”

Can anyone say, oxymoron?

But besides the fact, I do like the design and thought process behind this idea. And the ass I’d prefer, if I was a man, is definitely the far right one. I’d say this is more my stance. Ass up, back bent, down low. Yup, that’s me!