Naughty Sex Chat

I love getting freaky in places where you just should not be getting freaky. I call it, getting freaky deaky! Ohhhh yeeeeah! But seriously, having sex in random/public places especially outdoor sex that is just the best! Especially with the risk of getting caught by someone… as long as it’s not by your parents. Errr… awkward… been there, done that…never again… thanks!

I am curious to know if I am completely out of line with the things I’ve done sexually in places where I shouldn’t have! So tell me, what are some of your craziest or weirdest things you’ve done in a  place where you shouldn’t have? If you don’t have any, well honey… you are missing out!

I will soon post a list about my top ten craziest places I’ve had sex up in, but for now… here are my personal top ten things I’ve done in places I shouldn’t have! Enjoy my stories and my lovely excuses for each as well! haha

1. Get eaten out on a bench in a forest in broad daylight. Turns out an old couple had came by…. oopsie!
2. Doggie-style in my bathroom next to a room hosting a huge party I was having for my birthday. Hey, it was my birthday!
3. Gave head and had sex in a bed with  my best girlfriend sleeping  beside us.
4. Sex in a pilots cockpit! But it was a small plane… does that still count?
5. Got fingered on the dance floor in a club… but it was my birthday that night too! Needless to say, I got kicked out.
6. Sex on swing in the park at night. Why buy a sex swing when you can use the public ones for free?
7. Reverse cow-girl on the front step of my house during the middle of the day… I don’t live there anymore… haha
8. Sex in an Adult nightclub bathroom. Not with a stripper though… that’s legit, no?
9. Sex with a police officer…up against his police car!
10. Sex outside, up against a church, on a Sunday, while the ceremony was going on. Am I going to hell?

My list isn’t that bad, is it?

I bet yours is worse.

I was recently surfing the Internet when I came across this photo and almost died from laughter and a little bit of “wtf”.

I don’t know about you guys, but I have never been in a bathroom that looks like this. This is like a mans dream while washing his hands!

At first, I was definitely a little “wtf” but now, I love the idea! I absolutely adore how creative the designers were with making each set of ass and legs stand different, depending on your liking! HAHA! Here is a food for thought though… what if the dude doesn’t like doggie style? Would he still wash his hands?

And for the ladies, imagine this…

Having our sinks have penises on them so we can rub up on them while washing our hands? I definitely don’t think this has the same effect on women as it does men… and it sounds awfully dirty for the female side.

“Come sit on this fake penis that thousands of other ladies have, and wash your hands clean!!”

Can anyone say, oxymoron?

But besides the fact, I do like the design and thought process behind this idea. And the ass I’d prefer, if I was a man, is definitely the far right one. I’d say this is more my stance. Ass up, back bent, down low. Yup, that’s me!