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I absolutely love getting down, deep and dirty in random, crazy and weird places. It adds such fun and excitement to something that is already absolutely fun and excitement. It’s like an overload explosion of goodness. Here are my top 10 crazy places to have sex. Tell me what yours are in the comments below!

10 – On your desk at work!

Yup, I have gotten down and dirty right here in my office where I am currently typing to you! The very exact same place where I tell you all my dirty little secrets! Shhh! Don’t tell anyone! 9 – In a cop car… or ontop one!

Police cars are always an exciting, riskay time… but be careful! If you get caught, you’re busted.. and not the kind you want to me.  I was lucky enough to  be able to turn on a cop enough so I use him for a  sack session in the back seat of his police cruiser. And yes… handcuffs were involved.

8 – In a work utility closet

Every work place has to have a closet. Any closet. Big closet. Small closet. Who cares, just do it in there! It is hot, sneaky and fucking sexy as hell!

7 – In a bathroom at the bar!

Now this is a good time. Just be a little less… obvious then me and don’t get kicked out and completely banned from the place! Oopsie! I guess I’m a bit of a screamer!

6 – In a barn on hay bales.
Okay, if you’re like me and don’t have a barn and you’re feeling frisky enough…. sneak into one! Experiencing a hot sweet slam in a barn on some hay bales is… ugh…. words can’t explain!

5 – On a train bridge!

The risk of getting raunchy on a train bridge is such a thrill! It will make your orgasmssss (yes plural)  explosive!

4 – In a tent!

When I go on vacation, I’m not going to not have sex, so a tent is a good place for a deep dirty time, and away from all the bugs!

3 – In the woods!

Again, the risk of being caught is a mood-booster. Plus, you can use your natural surroundings for creative positions. Way to go green!

2 – In someone else’s house!

I have hooked up in family’s houses, friends, foes… randoms. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, right?

1 -  On a dance floor!

Apparently I didn’t learn from getting banned from a bar for public sex… ’cause I still do it all the time, just on the dance floor!

Don’t forget to share your dirty little secret places in the comments!

The other day I had a doctors appointment to get my annual physical done. I usually absolutely hate having  my female doctor spread eagle me and play around in my hole, but this time was a little different.

I tried to relax and think positively as my doctor touched me on my knees and spread my legs open.  I could feel her warm breath on my open parts. As I watched her warm up the medical instruments with her hands, I was intrigued by the thought of it entering my pussy, and by a woman nonetheless. I have never been with a woman, so it was kind of fun toying with the idea.

As she lubed her fingers and instruments up, I let out a big sigh of relief as she entered it into my pussy ever so lightly. I could feel her feminine fingers inside me, examining my warm, wet insides. I wondered if she’d notice my pussy getting wet while she played.

As my doctor pulled the instruments out of my tight hole, I could feel my juicy cum stream out as well. She then took her fingers and spread my pussy lips open wide. With her index finger, she moved around my clit and trailed her finger down to my ass. She circled around and came back up and  then grabbed my outer pussy lips and pulled out on them.

I was getting so aroused,  I didn’t know what was happening, or what was going to happen. The thought of this just made me hornier.

Before I could even process the thought of getting wet from my female doctor, she said, “All Done!” and walked out of the room.

I guess things have to stay professional and my new found doctor gyno fetish will have to explore a different avenue. Possibly role playing? Who’s interested, Doctor?

There are so many different types of sexual fetishes and I want to know which ones are your favourites!

We will start by categorizing them. There are 3 groups of sexual fetishes; media, form and animate. A media fetish is being turned on by a material of some sort like rubber, latex, silk.

Having a form fetish is getting aroused by a shape of something, whether it be  high heel stiletto shoe, or lingerie.

Now, a animate fetish is getting hot and horny for human objects. Titties, feet, hair… the list goes on.

Here are the top 10 fetishes voted by both men and women!

TEN – Stomachs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NINE – Body piercings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EIGHT – Leather, rubber, vinyl, latex

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEVEN – Domination and submission

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SIX – Feet and hands

 

 

 

 

 

FIVE – Fingernails and lipstick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FOUR – Braids, ponytails and pigtails

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THREE – Water

 

 

 

 

 

TWO – Golden Showers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ONE – Voyeurism and exhibitionism

 

There is something about double penetration that makes me go fucking wild. Even thinking of it… just uuuugh! Makes me so god damn fucking wet. I love absolutely everything about it. I love the feeling of two large cocks just ripping my pussy with every thrust. I love having two fat loads explode in my tight holes at once and I love being full of dripping wet cum.

The feeling of having two guys man-handle me in my pussy and ass is unreal. I love when both men treat me like I am their dirty little whore and they have me whatever way they want. They make it hurt and treat me like the dirty slut that I am. It is the best when the guy fucking me in my ass is grabbing my hair and pulling it harder with every thrust, while the guy in my pussy holds tightly onto my tits and squeezes harder with every pound. Just pounding my tight asshole and demolishing my warm tight wet pussy. God, it is so fucking good.

I am so horny now for some DP. Who wants to rail me? Mmmm someone please call me…NOW!

And what do yoooooooooou love about DP?

 

Okay, let’s get real here. You dirty boys know you want to sleep with us on the first date, don’t kid yourself. I’m not going to lie to you either, most ladies want the same on the first date as well, it all just depends on whether you play your cards right or not. Take my tips, and you will definitely get a nice lay on the first date.

Before you take the girl out, there are some things you need to do to ensure a good time (wink, wink) by the end of the night.

-Shower, shave and shit. We don’t want a greasy, hairy man farting all night.

-Don’t smell. Deodorant and a good cologne… but not too much, we don’t want to choke. Well, not on your cologne.

-Dress nice. Even if its casual, we will always look for stains, holes, rips! Make sure you look and feel like a hundred bucks!

-Wank off, so when you do sleep with your girl on the first date… it’ll be a nice long one. And hey, if you need help… call one of us Phonesex Honeys.

Alright, now you are ready to go on your first date, and you definitely want to ram her before the nights over, so take mental notes of every single thing I am telling you.

-Make the date for the evening.  Go to a local bar for some drinks and make sure it is a few minutes from your house.  The atmosphere and drinks will help loosen her up… including her legs.

-Be physical with her. When you meet, kiss her on the cheek, hug her, hold her hand, put your hand on her lower back… whatever you do, just be physical! This will let her know you are confident but be sure to not go overboard and come off as clingy!

-When you are at the bar, make sure you sit close. You do not want to leave a big empty space in between you. This will also give you the opportunity to place your hand on her leg. This is all about connection. Keep the conversation flowing. Flirty, laughing and sexual looks are key!

-Once you have been at the bar for a bit and prior to midnight, make up an excuse that it is too loud in the bar, or you want to check out another place. Start walking in the direction of your house, keeping the conversation flowing. Now, as you are walking toward your house and when you can see it, point it out.  “that’s where I live” and offer to show her something like a pet, photo… or even watch a movie. Try something like, “you remembered you had some nice wine, if shed care to try it?” but make sure to say that you can’t stay up late because you have to be awake early. DO NOT forget to say that… it’s key to getting in our pants!

-Now that you are at her house, allow her to sit down and offer her something to drink. Tone down the sexuality for a bit to get her some time to relax. If she thinks you brought her there for some ass, you won’t get it.

-Begin to be flirty and pay her a compliment and move in for a kiss. Continuing kissing and slowly build up, with kisses on the neck, or a hand on her face. Make sure to work it up and don’t just go in for the kill.

Now, let’s hope she doesn’t stop you and shes raring to go. However, if she says something like “I don’t want to do this, or I don’t usually do that”, apologize and say “it’s okay. I understand. You’re really beautiful though.”… Acting like you don’t think we are a total slag will help get in our pants.

Good luck, boys xo

I wonder sometimes if my neighbours think this is a whore house! Not because I have random guys showing up all the time, but because I frequently have my lover show up just for a quickie.

Today after work, I wanted some piece of ass from my lover, but had a lot more work to do, so I wanted to indulge in a quickie. My honey shows up, we have excruciatingly loud raunchy sex and about half an hour later, he walks out, sweaty and smiley.

Since this is such a common thing that we do, I started to wonder what the neighbours must think. Is it a whore house? Am I an escort? Oh the things the little old couple across the road must think. I can only imagine.

I actually did have someone say they heard rumours that a prostitute lived here. I was shocked!! Apparently lover and I need to make our quickies just a little bit longer… and possibly quieter.

Hello to all of  you sexy bitches out there! My name is Melissa and I am one of the Phonesex Honeys. I’ve actually been a Phonesex Honey since I was 18, once I was legally allowed to… so let me just tell you, my phone sex experience is devilishly erotic! RAWR.

I recently had one of the most interesting calls of my career… and I just have to share the story with you. It is weird because I am the Phonesex honey… but this particular man just wanted me to shut the hell up and take it.

MY INFORMATION: Call Melissa on 09829 315592, tR79Ba, £1.53 pm, 18s+

I was sitting on my bed wearing my sexy adult cheerleader costume, sucking on a lollipop, waiting for a sexy call to come in. As soon as my phone rang and I heard the callers voice, I knew we’d be able to give each other exactly what it was we wanted… some hardcore phone fucking. I’m going to give him a fake name throughout this story, for privacy reasons… so let’s call him… Jake!

Jake immediately took an aggressive role by telling me, “You’re going to be my dirty little fucking slut tonight, now aren’t you?”

Mmmm! My pussy was immediately soaking wet. I just love some hardcore, dirty phone sex. As I started to answer his question, Jake cut me off and said, “Shut up, slut! You’re going to do as I say and speak only when I asked you questions!”

I’m telling you right now, I could have had an orgasm right then and there.. within 2 minutes of receiving Jake’s call. He went on and demanded me to tell him what I was wearing. I described my tight tank top that allowed my tits to pop out from underneath it and my short cheerleader skirt that I had on with no panties.

Jake then began to tell me that he was placing his finger in my mouth for me to suck. “Suck on my finger!” he shouted. With moans and groans from myself as my pussy got more and more wet, Jake told me he was rubbing my inner thigh underneath my skirt with one hand, as I was sucking his finger like it was his dick on the other. He said, “Now, don’t say a word as I ram my finger in your little pussy!” He went on to describe how wet and warm my sweet pussy felt wrapped around his finger. I let out a loud moan as this conversation was getting extremely heated. He asked, “Do you like that, Melissa?” I answered… “MmmHmmm!”  Jake then said that he was picking my tiny little cheerleader body up and wrapping my long, silky legs around him, with my bare pussy resting right on his cock.

“You ever have a 9 inch cock ram you so hard, you scream from pleasure and pain?” Before I could answer, Jake described holding me at my hips and slamming his hard, throbbing dick deep in my pussy. “I have all control of you. I am going to have you whatever way I want, and you’re going to take it the way I like it!” Jake described thrusting in and out of my pussy, hard, deep and fast, as he reached around and stuck his finger in my ass. He spread my ass cheeks and pussy wide as he railed me hard.

“I’m going to cum in your sweet ass,” as Jake described twisting me around his cock so I was now doggy style. “As I pull my large cock out of your little pussy, I turn your head around by your hair and shove my cock deep down your throat…. I know you like the taste of your own pussy, don’t you?”

I gagged deliciously on his 9 inch cock as he slammed it deep in my throat… every last inch.

“I’m gonna cum for you, dirty whore!” He shouted as he pulled his dick from my throat, and spit on my asshole. With a loud groan, I could hear Jake exploding on the other end of the line… all in my little asshole.

I said, “you like that, baby? You like filling my little asshole with your juicy cum? Mmmm, fill my fucking ass!”

Moaning til he was finished, Jake told me to suck his cock clean, after he came in my ass, as he twiddled with my clit. I described wrapping my warm mouth over his cock and licking each and every drop off of him. I began to reach an enormous orgasm as he described making me choke on his cock again. I moaned and groaned until my pussy exploded all over my bedsheets, picturing Jake rubbing my clit and throat banging me. Just as I finished,  Jake said he was putting his pants on. “You satisfied me greatly, slut! I’ll see you next week!”

… and the call was over.

You guys have lots of questions, and I am here to answer them!

If your question is unanswered, please feel free to comment below and I will definitely get that done for you.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

ABOUT THE SERVICES

What is “Phonesex Honeys“?

We are a group of naughty phone sex ladies of all ages who absolutely love fucking, sucking and everything in between. We love to share our filthy fantasies with you, and indulge in yours. We provide live sex chats 24 hours a day, so anytime you want to best wank of your life, we are just a call away.

What should I expect when I make a call?

You should expect to get your rocks off! We are experienced dirty cum slut bitches that are eager to get you off.

How much does it cost?

The calls will cost you £1.53 pm plus network extras. If you call using a mobile phone, you may be charged additional depending on your network.

How do I pay for the call?

The call will be just be added onto your phone bill! It is as easy as that!

Do you have online chat services?

No. We only provide phone sex services at this time.

How discreet are your services?

To comply with PhonePayPlus services, all live calls will be recorded which is the same for all legal phone sex services in the UK.

Are you a scam?

Absolutely not! The industry is highly regulated and even so, we would never provide an illegitimate service to our customer.

I really want to speak with the same girl as last time. How do I contact her?

If you liked a particular sexy girl and would like to speak with her again, just take her direct number and store it in your phone for a future wank session!

ABOUT THE GIRLS

Are these girls for real?

All the girls are for real and are not prerecorded answers. If you prefer prerecorded sex services, we do offer Recorded Sex Story services as well.

Do the girls really look like the way they do in the adverts?

We have several different models for each category, so not all of the models pictures are shown. However, we do choose the sexiest of the sexy for our phone sex girls.

Are they allowed to talk about anything?

No they can’t. There are certain topics that are not allowed to be discussed by the girls for legal purposes.

Do they actually do the things that they say they are doing?

Most girls do exactly what they are telling you they are doing. Some do not, but that doesn’t mean they are not enjoying the conversation.

Are the girls allowed to meet the callers?

No. We provide a phone chat service,  not a dating service.

Can they accept my personal contact information? ie: email address, phone number

The girls are not allowed to accept the callers person contact information and will be dismissed if done so.

Do the girls really get turned on, or is it fake?

Yes, the girls choose the categories that excite them and work within that area.

Do the girls use sex toys and props?

A lot of the girls do use props and sex toys, especially if they are speaking with a caller who has a fantasy with these items.

How old are the girls?

The ages vary from OVER 18-71 which offers a wide selection for callers . Again, this is specific to categories. For example, a OVER 18 year old young adult or you can choose an older woman with more experience, as well as everything in between.

Okay, I found this picture and I was immediately laughing… yet disturbed. I couldn’t help but say…

“WHAT THE FUCK….?”

Of course, I want to share this with you guys! It is hilarious but so so weird. This really is a photo for the silly sex section

Without further ado, here it is..the fake pussy.

Continue at your own risk!

Okay, so let me point out a few things that have me wondering about this picture…

• why is the dude’s head soaking wet?
• who has a huge cunt in their house?
• if you’re going to get a ginormous fake vagina… why wouldn’t you get a hairless one?
• why is the huge vagina eating the girl…wtf?
• where is this girl getting sucked into? the damn fake uterus this guy has in another part of his house?
• and again… who the fuck has a huge dirty giant hairy vagina in their house?!

hahaha what a picture! I’d like to know what you guys think about this picture! Please comment below!

I found a new position that I absolutely love getting eaten out in and of course, ladies and gents, I am going to share the nitty gritty with you!

Alright, let’s get started! Instead of being on your back and getting your pussy licked, you want to be on your stomach with your back curved so your ass in the air, as if you were having sex doggy style just flat down instead of being up on all fours.

Then, let your partner dive face deep in your pussy.

The reason why I love this position is because you can then curl your legs and have complete control of his head with your calves and feet. When you want him to go deeper or rougher, you can pull his head right into your pussy with your legs.

Not only is this both a very visual and sexy position for your partner, but having the option to take control and face fuck them while they’re behind will give the utmost pleasure!!