Anal sex can be a little tricky when you are just starting to get into it, but there are tons of toys, lotions, tips and even positions that are bound to make it more pleasurable for everyone. I’m sure you can all agree that almost any man is craving to stick his dick in his girl‘s ass – it’s the convincing part that is hard. Thankfully, I am going to focus my next few posts strictly on anal sex tips and give you some naughty horny anal tricks - since it is my obvious obsession as of late.

Whether you use these tips to convince your partner to let them stick it in their dirty hole or just trying to incorporate different positions into your anal-filled sex life… I’m sure you can find way to have fun with the following! Here are the best positions to try while indulging in some anal sex!

Missionary:  This is definitely the best position for beginners. It is comforting and not extremely dirty, which will provide some security to the (shy) woman. Being in this position will also allow the anal muscles to relax for easy (easier) penetration.

Side Anal: Yet another position that will allow for the anal muscles to relax for the most comfortable anal experience for both you and your partner.

Anal Drop: This position will allow the penis to go deeper in the anus, but at least the receiver, your woman can have control of the situation – or at least just tell her that she will!

Doggie Style: Not so much for beginners, but definitely suggested for the ultimate dirty, anal session and an all around amazing view for the giver!

Now stop reading and go convince (if you have to ) your lady to let you put it in places she never imagined!! Make sure to come back once you’re done and tell me all about your experience in the comment section below! I want to hear your very own Anal Sex Stories!

I want to tell you about my first time having anal sex. I always figured I’d love it as I enjoyed a finger or two in my ass during vaginal sex, or as a little warm up during  four-play. Prior to experiencing anal for the first time, I hadn’t even had my arse hole full-out fingered. Maybe just a little rim-job action or in an inch, but never the back and forth action or even having a finger completely in my back door. However, all of that excited me. It made me even more horny when a guy would take control and discover my body in new ways… holes.

Now, I’m going to admit – I’m a dirty little girl. I like it rough, freaky… take control and throw me around. That is my style and I just love it. I love to be submissive and pretend to not want, but the truth being that I can’t wait to have you slam your dick in me. So with that said, I figured I would absolutely love anal even though I had never experienced anything really happening in my asshole.

You are just going to love my anal sex story, here it is babes…..I knew that one day, I was bound to get my brown-belt. One night I was laying on my back with my legs wrapped behind my head, letting my lover bang me hard with a clone dildo of his dick. It turned me on so bad watching my man watch his dick slam in me. While still screwing me with his clone-a-willy, he slid his other fingers deep into my ass, I knew that that night would be the night that my asshole virginity would be taken. I thoroughly enjoyed feeling my man pound my pussy and ass with his fingers at the same time. I looked up at him and begged him to put his dick in my ass while continuing to bang me with his penis clone in my vagina. Yup – my first time having anal sex was a rough DP session. I did mention in a previous post about my love for double penetration. Well… low and behold, this is how it stemmed. The best part? I didn’t have to be unfaithful to my man – and was getting his dick in both holes at the same time. We made the impossible possible.

Just as my lover was reaching climax, I begged him to cum in my asshole. I wanted his cum to fill my asshole.  I wanted it all deep in my arse hole. I wanted him to relieve his satisfaction is a forceful thrust and explode deep in my back door… and this is exactly what I got.

I am so addicted to anal sex now. Would I prefer it more then vaginal? Sometimes! I definitely recommend trying it – but there are some tips I thoroughly suggest following. See my next post for those goodies.

Have an anal good time! The best part? Knowing how much of a dirty little bitch I am now!

The other weekend, my lover and I were away on a private island that we have land on. Of course, being on private, secluded land on an island allows for us to get in touch with nature and get naughty………..well it would be rude not to have sex outside! 

One morning I went out for a swim by myself to “shower” in the water. Since it’s private land… there’s no shower or anything as such. While cleaning myself, I got extremely horny as I saw my honey walking down to the water – however, fully clothed. I was disappointed since I knew he wouldn’t be coming in. As he watched, I dove under water and stuck my naked vagina and ass out of the water as I went under to give him the hint of what I wanted. He got the point. Before I even came up for air, my lover was naked and swimming out to me. To be completely straight forward, I grabbed my bikini that was floating near by and tossed it to him.

Before I could say another word, my lover grabbed my hips, pulled my ass a little out of the water, enough for him to slam his cock into me. I could feel the rush of his cock and water all throughout my ass as he thrust hard and deep. The momentum was unbelievably as he shot a fat load in my asshole and pulled my hair with aggression, I totally recommend water sex, getting banged in the sea.

After our awesome water anal sex session, it was time for us to bathe again as we were extremely dirty…. pun intended.

Oooooo I just love aggressive sex

I have shared with you guys a million times all the crazy, wild places to have sex that I have had a hook up session but there are so many places that I am still just dying to try. I highly suggest taking your bedroom to random and imaginative places… literally. It’s a great way to spice up your sex life and even your relationship. It keeps things fresh, new and exciting, I like to spice it up!

There is nothing worse then the same sex, in the same position, in the same place, same this and same that. Do you know what that equals? Boredom! Sex should be exciting and far from boring so brainstorming new places to get down and dirty will relight that fire… guaranteed!

Here is my list of places I want to have sex in. I am curious to know if you’ve gotten down and dirty in these places, and what would your list consist of with places to try? Two things that are bound to make to squirm and gasp from pleasure with extreme orgasms… the risk of getting caught and having to be quiet! HOT!

In The Library

… a reason to go to the library!

At Work In A Conference Room

… better then a meeting!

Fancy Restaurant

… I want my lover to climb under that table with the long table cloth and eat ME for dinner. Right then and there!

Golf Course

…automatic sprinkles, anyone?

On A Boat

…motion of the ocean will only add to the fun!

What do you guys think? Have you done it in these places? If so, I am jealous! I can’t wait to try!! If I could have sex everywhere except a bed, trust that I would, especially in public places. I love to spice it up and love to find new wild places to have sex, so get in touch and tell me! The risk of getting caught will make you want to scream, although you can’t because you are being sneaky in public… which only makes you want to scream more! Wow! Talk about a good time!

My review of the product doesn’t make the best sex story because my pussy wasn’t purring! When my lover began to pour the lubricant out, we noticed how think and gel-like it was. Meh! Who’s to judge a book by it’s cover, right? As soon as he started rubbing his lubed-up fingers over my vagina, clitoris and in and around my asshole, I began to feel burning, as did he on his hand.  “I thought this was supposed to be a cooling sensation!?” Although caught off by the different sensation, I was still urging to get my man inside me. This is when the cooling began. Every time my man pulled out to thrust back in, we felt the cooling sensation.

I don’t know if I was feeling pleasured, or pain. Or both? Now don’t get me wrong, I like a little roughing, whips and chains and biting and all that good stuff – but this was just… weird.  Almost a feeling like, if you didn’t know you had the lubricant on -you’d be worried.

All in all, I wouldn’t use this lubricant again. My lover and I couldn’t jump in the shower fast enough to rinse our bodies and have a (enjoyable) sack session to make up for the awkward burning/cooling one we had moments prior.

What do you guys think? Have you tried this? Have you ever tried a cooling lubricant? Did you like it? Do you have any anal lubrication tips yourself? Let me know….I am curious to know your opinion too!

Much love,

xo

Oh yeah, I said it! Fabulous feet! I love incorporating my feet, as well as my lovers, into our sack sessions. I love having my toes sucked and feeling my mans wet, warm tongue slipping in and out of the creases of my toes. It feels so good and sends me into a frenzy of fantastic orgasms. I guess that makes sense. Fabulous feet send me into a frenzy of fantastic orgasms! Say that 10 times!

I love sucking and licking on my mans toes as well. It is a unique idea of four play, and if you are shy about trying some foot-fetish activities out, I can assure you that you will change your mind the second you feel your partner wrap their soft lips around your toes. The wet, warm fun of these type of foot massage and play. just feels so good! I can’t even describe it.

One of my favourite things to do to my lover is to give him a foot-job. I know it sounds silly, but there’s something about his nice, big dick throbbing in the arches of my feet. Since my feet are (obviously) on the other end of my body, I like to add to the excitement by rubbing my sweet clit for my man while I’m rubbing his thick cock up and down with my feet.

Uh just soo good! I want to do it right, right, right now!!

You know those Clone-A-Willy kits you can purchase to create a clone of your mans dick and turn it into a vibrator? Well, I never thought I would do it – but I did and it brought about the best of experiences ever.

First of all, if you are going to get one of these kits and try it out, get a (legal) enhancement that will prolong your hard-on. Since the penis needs to be hard for 20 plus minutes, I would consider this a necessity. If your dick, or your man’s, goes limp during the molding – you just wasted your money so save yourself the hassle. Also, I would avoid purchasing from this company. I made this mistake once and it was the absolute worst experience I have ever had with a company, human beings, products and customer service. Unreal. So again, save yourself and go to a reputable company and always know who you’re purchasing from.  Trust me one that.

What makes this the best ever is;

FOR THE LADIES

You can have sex with your man – even when he isn’t there. Whenever I am craving for my lover’s cock and he isn’t available, even for a quickie, I just pull out my big box full of luscious adult toys, and play with myself – with his dick. Awesome, right?

FOR THE MEN

Have you ever wanted your dick in every hole of a woman all at the same time? GET A CLONE! You can watch your woman insert your nice thick dick inside herself and always incorporate your (not-cloned) cock in other areas.  Clone in her pussy and your dick in her mouth. Talk about an all-around fabulous Ménage à trois.

FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

DOUBLE PENETRATION! Need I say more? Not only is it enjoyable for the ladies, but it’s enjoyable for the man, especially if he doesn’t want another man in the room. Saves the drama and provides all the more fun.

This actually brings me to a particular story that occurred last night with my lover and I. As my man was banging me from behind, he grabbed and pulled my hair and said in my ear;

“I’m going to fuck you in the ass with my dick and pussy with my clone whether you like it or not!” Before he could even grab the clone-a-willy to screw me in both holes, I exploded just from his words and the thought of it.

Talk about an amazing orgasm!

I have always said that “hand jobs are so 8th grade”, but as I mature and explore different paths in my sexual lifestyle, I have gained a new found respect for hand jobs. They have so much power, as long as you work it.

Now, time for my sexy story!

As you guys may know, I love waking up beside a man with a ragging morning boner.  If you are anything like me, or my man, we are definitely not morning people and neither one of us wants to get up on top of one another and use the little energy that we have so early in the morning, simply to get off.  Thus, here is the best way to get your rocks off so early in the morning.

Lay beside your partner, and let her jack you off as you finger her vagina. Sounds simple enough, right? The excitement that early in the morning will get your cock ragging so hard. Not only are you feeling her soft, warm hands grasp around your thick dick, you’re also feeling the sweetness of her wet vagina wrap around your fingers. Feeling her, and having her moans and groans  in your ear will allow you to explode, with next to no effort. It is exciting, new… and a new favourite of ours! I highly suggest trying it.

You will make your woman feel more connected with you, as masturbation is a very personal activity, intended to be done solo. If your woman is happy, you get more sexually…. it’s a win win!

Rawwwr! Masterbation Party!

P.S. I got off 4 separate times from this exact thing today. 4 separate times but 12 orgasms. You do the math!

Hey all you horny men out there!

This post is for any and all of the men out there that are wanting to do any of the following:

If you’re wanting to spice up your oral sex skills for your lady!

If you are new to munching on some poon.

If you want to make sure you’re doing it right. (P.S. If she didn’t cum, you aren’t!)

Follow these simply five steps and you will rock your girl’s world. However, remember that every girl is different, so be sure to ask her what she likes!! These steps are very basic and don’t need much explanation. They are not in any order, unless stated, so mix them up and have a little fun! Find out which routine she likes best!

 STEP ONE: Do the first lick nice and slow. It will help warm us up. We need some soft licks to swell up our clit before you go nuts on it.

STEP TWO: Moan and groan too. Tell us how good our pussy taste. Letting us know that you’re enjoying it too, will make us only enjoy it that much more and bring us closer to an explosive orgasm.

STEP THREE: Run your whole entire tongue over the clit, not just the tip of your tongue.

STEP FOUR: Pull the outer lips apart so you can isolate the clit and go nuts on it. Taking control like this will also turn us on so much more!

STEP FIVE: Learn to read her moans. Some clits love fast and intense licks, and some prefer to always have it slow and soft. Figure out what she wants by listening to her moans.

Good luck, guys!!

And happy licking!!

You want your girl to want to suck your dick. You want your girl to enjoy sucking your dick. You want your girl to crave getting your nice thick cock in her warm mouth… so here are some tips to help you prepare for oral sex!

CLEAN, CLEAN CLEAN

Just because you showered in the morning, doesn’t mean that your cock is clean enough for us ladies to put it in our mouths and play with it with our tongues. Shower in the evening once you are off work! If we know your cock is so fresh and so clean, clean… we will have a bigger desire to take it in our mouths.

TRIM, SHAVE…. DO WHAT YOU ‘GOTTA DO

Personally, I have pube-a-phobia. I created it, invented it… and have a bad case of it. There is nothing worse then going down on a guy and having to weed whack through a giant forest first. Your girl may not hate it as much as I do, but she will appreciate a nice trim. And hey, on the bright side… trimming or shaving your pubic hair down makes your cock look bigger!

TASTE GOOD

Trust me, boys… semen is not the best taste in the world, so while we are gagging on your dick, you can at least make it taste better for us. Some tips for creating the best tasting semen are having a vegetarian diet. Of course, I understand men love their meat and BBQs, so if you can not live without meat, you can try eating foods like; pineapple, watermelon, kiwi and celery to lighten the taste. You can also each blueberries, cranberries and plums to sweeten your semen and make it taste better. Beer and coffee are going to make you taste bitter! You may be able to get away with a bitter taste, but that depends on how much beer she has drank! Haha!

CANT TASTE GOOD? SWEETEN IT UP

If your lady still can not handle the taste after you have tried all over the above, try incorporating sweet, tasty and playful! Placing whip cream and chocolate sauce (caramel sauce is my fave!) on your sweet spots will help hide the taste!

Good luck with getting your dick sucked, boys! xo Honey